![Something that doesn't make me
come off as a petty, jealous douche.
Something that doesn't make me
come off as a petty, jealous douche.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Something that doesn't make me
come off as a PETTY, jealous douche.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 10
![Wha-- turns out
we're both petty.
Wha-- turns out
we're both petty.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Wha-- turns out
we're both PETTY.
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 12
![So, can we please put aside
these petty differences
So, can we please put aside
these petty differences](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
So, can we please put aside
these PETTY differences
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 2
![That's nice, it'll be your first
petty act as a married man.
That's nice, it'll be your first
petty act as a married man.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
That's nice, it'll be your first
PETTY act as a married man.
The Big Bang Theory Season 11, Episode 17
![if caught, you could be charged
with petty theft.
if caught, you could be charged
with petty theft.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
if caught, you could be charged
with PETTY theft.
The Big Bang Theory Season 7, Episode 14