
I suggest
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.
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SCISSORS
decapitates lizard,
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 8

My new cuticle SCISSORS
will be here
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and as it always has,
rock crushes SCISSORS.
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