Your SOAP is not the issue,
it's your filtration system.
Breaking Bad Season 4, Episode 3
And this recurring thing on a SOAP.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 19
that SOAP company
a strongly worded letter.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 16
...and you spend the afternoon
making 15th-century SOAP with Wolowitz?
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 2
Soap spots. Wash 'em again.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 16